Betty Crocker don't got crap on us!

Today (well if you want to get technical, yesterday) marked mine and Dave's 5th anniversary together. *lovey-dovey sigh*

Much to my surprise, and sadly I was surprised, Dave remembered all on his own. I received a phone call wishing me a "Happy Anniversary Babez" in his cute, little, adorable tone in which I refer to as the "HunyBuny talk." Where all R's are pronounced like W's, there's a slight stutter, and all talk resembles that of a two year old. Our very own language which we use to communicate with each other (I know 'gag me cute').

Anywho.
Once Dave came and picked me up, plans were made to bake a cake together as an ode to our 5 year anniversary. The thing was so hideous and adorable all at the same time, thus making it the coolest cake in the world. It was lopsided with bare, icing-less spots and separated at the middle causing everything to cave into it.

Betty Crocker ain't got shit on us!

P.S. Dave will forever be known as "Betty Cocker" to his family.
P.S.S. The reason to my surprise is because of prior, failed anniversaries.
The 2nd yr. anniversary, a very cruel joke was played on me while I presented Dave a $500 ring.
The 3rd yr. anniversary, I bought a very nice, loving card, but Dave forgot our anniversary. So I tore the card to shreds and burned it in the bathroom sink.
The 4th yr. anniversary, Dave forgets again and informs me on his "true opinion" about anniversaries and how they're just like any other normal day.

Posted on May 22, 2008 1:30 AM | Permalink
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