Curtains would be way too obvious

I have proof my mother is an alien, or has super natural powers of some sort. She either:
A.) has mind-reading powers and/or really isn't as stupid as she appears.
B.) has an insider (i.e. my sister who is in desperate need for a muzzle)
C.) has me bugged
D.) instantaneously all of the above.

My Fruit Loops were ruined this morning when she sprung the news on me that she knew what I was doing. Though it did spare me the take-mother-out-to-brunch-to-"talk" bit. That was getting old and obvious. More obvious than couples going on Maury just to admit to their men that their child might not be theirs. Shocker!

Now my plans on moving out are out in the open and with my mother's cleverness comes her mischievous ways. I say that because the decor for my room have been sitting on my floor for months and ironically, when I came home from work after such news, they were magically hung on the walls. Talk about subtle gestures to keep me from moving out, eh.

Posted on May 28, 2008 8:02 PM | Permalink
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