Karma won't choose my curtains

I've been pox'd!

Waking up the past few mornings to the sensation of chugging acid the night prior, ungodly body aches, and severe physical exhaustion. Plus, I've been sleeping my days away, much like today. Came home from work around 4:00PM and didn't wake up until about 15 minutes ago (i.e. 7:30PM). Why? Why must my body do this to me? Is it really necessary, body, to sleep for nearly 4 hours.. during the day.. on a Saturday.. when it is nice out?!

I must check my Karma logs because I really don't believe I did anything wrong in the past 72 hours to deserve such treatment. Maybe it's a curse. Maybe one of the crusty, smelly old people placed a pox upon me for my sarcastic remarks over their two cent over-charge or about them smelling so... stale. It couldn't be because of my constant thrive to expose people's idiocy! But boy do I love making people feel stupid.

Anywho.
Maybe it's because of my guilt and the fact that I haven't told my mom what color curtains I want for my room. I haven't told her of my plans to move out yet. Not sure what's holding me back. It's quite possibly due to the lack of oxygen to my brain because of her desperate grasp around my throat! That woman is holding on for dear life, no way will she let me go to be left alone with her husband. We, children, are her life and I'm the last one left. See my predicament?

P.S. Note my failed attempts to look cute when going out, here and here. Double fail!

Posted on May 24, 2008 7:49 PM | Permalink
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