Momma didn't raise no fool!

I thought about the saying "One should think before they should talk" after I did all the smack talk. Subsequent to having handcuffs forcefully put on me, my arm twisted behind my back, and a 200+ lb man sit on my lower back for a long period of time, I really speculated thinking before I spoke.

I only deserved such treatment after hours and hours of non-stop "I'm a kick yo ass" and beatings with a pillow, dog toys, doggie treats, and eventually just my hand. Though, it was all said and done as soon as he put those handcuffs on me... because now I have a weapon. In the final round, I clonked him over the head, down went Goliath, and therefore winning the imaginary money everyone bet on me. Momma didn't raise no fool, handcuffs are made of metal, and metal can cause serious injury when used with force.

BUT... I will be the one in pain tomorrow, covered in bruises, and left with "assumptions" from my significant other. Because simply stating that I was wrestling another man won't even cover half the bruises that I just know will surface tomorrow.

Posted on May 12, 2008 11:59 PM | Permalink
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