The Pigeon Brigade!

I've come to the conclusion that an army of pigeons bombed me car.

The pigeon brigade!

The Pigeon Brigade!

Captain: 0500! Fire away! Fire at will!
Lenard: 1100, firing at will!
Captain: Lenard! Nooooooooooooooooo!

That poor soldier named Lenard received a dishonorable discharge for blowing up an innocent fishing village. Now Lenard must return back home as a disgrace to his family.

Fair warning to all the microscopic fishing villages that reside atop of car hoods, pigeons are attacking! They fly in army-flocks and carelessly fire at will! Take cover, for there might be another soldier Lenard out there somewhere looming over your doom!

Lenard's dishonorable discharge

Posted on May 26, 2008 4:55 PM |
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