The Sh*t List

Things I hate:

• Couples, more specifically married couples, who get each other's name tattooed on some part of their extremities. They're just asking for a divorce.
• Those minis and the fact that only full grown men drive them.
• Customers who use our bathroom, don't wash their hands, and then come to my window. Great, not only am I taking their money, but their fecal matter as well. Lucky me.
• Doritos/potato chips whose Nutrition Guide has serving sizes like 5 chips. So you think, "Oh, 120 calories, that's not bad. Ooo 8g of fat, even better." Read on, "Servings per container 200," they're teasing us!
• Same thing with a bag of cookies, the serving size is ONE COOKIE! Who in their right, bloody mind is only going to eat ONE cookie?!
• [Pertaining the last two comments] Let's be realistic here and list the Nutrition Guide for the whole damn bag, 'cause you know we're going to eat it!
• Stupid blondes with their stupid miniature-sized dogs who stuff them in small pink, glittery bags and feel the need to carry them around everywhere they go; to the laundry mat, the post office, to the freakin' outhouse, wherever. You're dog is probably suffocating and/or getting choked by the strap for you own selfish reason to look cute. RIGHT ON!

Posted on May 23, 2008 4:10 PM | Permalink
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