Think outside of the box.

A.) I miss my digital camera horribly.
B.) I'm left with taking priceless photos with a mere cell phone that has absolutely no quality (but impressive for a cell phone).
C.) I'm not quite grasping what my co-workers are trying to tell me.

This greeted me in the office (aka "The box") today. I guess this is my co-workers' subtle way of telling me that Dave and I should be "engaged" or married by now. Little do they know, I'm the one left with staring at such a message and not Dave. Such an "insinuation" should be bored into Dave's head and not mine. For am I am the hopelessly in-love female with such dreams of an engagement ring with firm beliefs that one can be engaged for an extended period of time. Not Dave, his skull is thick and filled with tight-wad ways.

AND...
As the night progressed, as well as my boredom, I decided to explain the rest of the ramblings noted on the calendar. To cut the clutter, the 3rd notes Jacob's (co-worker's son) first birthday, the 11th notes a fellow employee, Monica's, birthday, and the rest I have no care for.

Surely note the Million Dollar Raffle that started on the 1rst, otherwise known as hell on Earth. It's sure to cause an uproar amongst the addicted gamblers who strongly believe that I have the power and means to pick the million dollar ticket and sell it specifically to them. Silly me, I must have missed the "PUSH HERE FOR THE MILLION DOLLAR TICKET" button that peculiarly lies right next to the "QUICK PICK" button. Then again, it could have already been pressed by another employee and then vanished into thin air!

Much amusement is provided for me at work, whether it be calendar markings or customer's intellect, a day never goes wasted.

Posted on May 10, 2008 10:26 PM | Permalink
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