This is but a tribute.

A list to tribute the numerous bruises currently on my body.

• Ring-shaped bruises around my wrist to indicate exactly where the handcuffs were placed and just how hard I hit the attacker.


• One huge thumb-print shaped bruise on my right arm to explain just how large this man was, because it is his actually thumb print.


• Two or three minor bruises on my left palm from the numerous broken blood vessels that occurred each & every time I took a swing.


• One faint bruise on the back of my left arm from being pulled behind my back. What? He's a security guard so such maneuvers were used on me.


• It may not be seen by the human eye, but it's there. A butt-print bruise on my lower back. His ass was ‘ginormous’ and left me crippled for the day. Not enough Bayer Back and Body could to the trick.

I applaud you TJ, you really took a number on me. And I applaud myself for having misplaced my camera and therefore cannot document my injuries! Lose!

Posted on May 13, 2008 8:30 PM | Permalink
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