Lists sort out the hectic.

Lo and behold, a life too hectic for this internet. I'll try to sum everything up in a list (I heart lists).

  • Thursday, May 29th. Lost and my step-dad's version of a margaritas (more Satan’s piss after he ate mangos to me). Luckily I had Mike’s Hard Lime at hand.
  • Friday, May 30th. The day has come, mother buys curtains for room. Pretty curtains, pretty black curtains at that. Which is another subtle way of her screaming at me to not move out. I applaud her efforts.
  • Saturday, May 31st. School loans loom over my impending doom. Marks 6 month of being out of school, with no job, the very roots to my depression.
  • Sunday, June 1st. Getting ridiculed for making plans to move in with Erica. More proof to my mother having supernatural powers. My time spent up Erica's house was setting down the blueprints for my room... in my head.
  • Monday, June 2nd. First dentist appointment in years! Ever since The Dentist (movie), I secretly fear the dentist and death by tooth drill. Though I did get a green tooth brush as a reward for my bravery.

From the 3rd to the 6th, I have no recollection from my life... at all. I really need to invest in some memory-building vitamins of some sort. The list continues.

  • Saturday, June 7th. The most miserable day where hell decided to raise it's ungodly heat. Lucky me, I was at Kennywood celebrating a friend's turning of 21. Not my particular choice of celebration, but hey, we all can't be lushes. And I thank God for the tickets costing only $10 and allowing me to bail before I had a heat stroke.
  • Today, Sunday, June 8th. My cousin's fiancé’s bridal shower. More estrogen than the premiere of Sex and the City. I rest my case and grateful for the fact that we all got out of there before there was an explosion of period.

Posted on June 8, 2008 7:31 PM |
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