Just stick it up my arse.

Life sure knows how to kick you when you're down.

I received not one, not two, but three tickets.
1. Illegal left turn [$108]
2. Tinted windows [$108]
3. Expired inspection [$108]

1. I was downtown during rush hour, my main concern was to not hit any pedestrians as they jay-walked as they pleased and not to traffic signs that are posted so high that not even my peripherals can see such pedestrians.
2. Blah, blah, blah. I had knowledge of my illegally tinted windows but had no care because they made my Dragula that much cooler.
3. My car is brand-spanking new; bought it in February with zero miles. Sorry for my assumptions that it was the dealership's responsibility to update stickers.

Thank you life, let's not forget that I just now paid my $240 cell phone bill and that my $420 in school loans are due in seven days (and my bank account reads $9).

Posted on September 20, 2008 11:34 AM | Permalink
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