Vacation! [part four]

Day 4, I had a revelation (since I really have nothing better to do than to sit in my own thoughts). I'm always taking showers at night, I guess I never really realized that before because it was so routine. Anywho.

Reasons why I hate showering in the morning:
1. I remember reading somewhere that we sleep in our own soil. I refuse to sleep in my “body soil.” You think they could have put that in a more delicate manner. Like Body Secretions, Body Filth, Body Juices, Body… you know the more I go on, the more “Soil” sounds delicate. Either way it’s just gross, I like to shower off what the day had put upon me.

2. Also, I like to snooze my alarm at least 20 times before I wake up to get ready for work. I can’t accomplish doing that if I have to fit in a shower! Do you see my predicament?

I rest my case; shower at night, not in the morning.

Posted on November 12, 2008 10:38 AM | Permalink
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