Vacation! [part one]

Day 1 of my vacation from work and I've already forgotten about Twitter! Two reasons; one being that I turned off my phone updates to avoid being yelled at by Twitter to update. Technology frightens me... I fear being scorned by a minion of the internet. Now if my blog had similar capabilities as Twitter, then I would find myself leaving all device updates on. I would much rather have my blog yelling at me, because ultimately, it would just be myself yelling at myself... and I find that much more comforting... Oh yea, and the other reason being the Stiller! [Steeler] game.

While watching the game, I shamefully admit to screaming at the tv in hopes for a response. Apparently technology isn’t that advanced yet and only works one way (thanks zakmo). In which, I need to make a mental note of that for the next Steeler game: referees cannot hear you nor your obnoxious screams of the obvious bad calls. Oh, and game shows as well. Screaming like the world is ending, in hopes that the contestant says your answer and that being the correct one, of course, can finally come to a peaceful end. Surgeons will be at ease knowing they'll have a lot less reconstructive surgeries of the ear drum on their hands.

Game Show Host: Answer this final question, and you will have won ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
Game Show Host: What is 28 - 22?
Contestant: Umm...
Me: SIX! SIX! SIX! SIX, YOU FLAMING IDIOT! FOR ALL THAT IS GOOD ON THIS EARTH, SAY SIX!
Contestant: Seven!
Me: *impales self with spork*

Posted on November 9, 2008 9:03 PM | Permalink
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