About the author.

Posted on May 8, 2008 2:51 AM

My name is Ren, or more respectively to some: Lauren, Duders, pezneck (or pezzyneck), and to one, Babez. I reside in Pittsburgh, which to the unknowing is 30% pure crap and 70% nice. Unfortunately, I got stuck with the pure crap, sad story. I would love nothing more than to gaze up at the stars, the planets, the nebula's and such for every second of my life but found out my passion is this little old thing called the Internet. Here, my savvy is designing web pages. I like to call myself a web/graphic designer, hell I earned it being that I have an Associates degree in thee Multimedia Arts and all. But seemingly that doesn't matter to 95% of all employers. It's all "Bachelor's this, Bachelor's that,"-"you're too inexperienced,"-bullcrap that I call my life! So, I got way ahead of myself when I proclaimed that my school-period of my life was over. Not too mention the pure craptastic education I received at ITT Technical Institute which only cost me $32,000!

When I am not complaining about my desperate search for a career, I am ranting on about my current dead-end, make-you-rip-your-hair-out, take-a-spork-to-your-eye job. I run the Customer Service office at a grocery story. Yes, indeed, you've read correctly, a grocery store. If and when I am not taking crap from 80 year old's who got over-charged by mere pennies, I run the lovely lottery machine, in which I will have MANY A stories about that.

If I haven't thrown you in a deep spiral of pure boredom, let me top it all off with this: I am obsessed with cows, Eeyore, and Hanson. I'd say my room not only speaks of it, but it screams bloody murder. I have a number of oddities and quirks (put so bluntly by Skirts) that you will in time read of and run away from.

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